And now for something completely different…

You should see my I-told-you-so dance. I mainly waggle my fingers and stick out my tongue. Very attractive.

Remember what I said the other day? “I’m gonna be cleaning crayon off the walls soon, I fucking know it.” GUESS WHAT EDWIN DID WHEN I LEFT HIM ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES SO I COULD POOP BECAUSE I’M A HUMAN BEING WITH A DIGESTIVE SYSTEM THAT HAS DEMANDS GODDAMNIT.

wall

It’s hard to see, at least, because apparently crayon is not contrasted against sage green, but it’s there. It’s on every single wall in that room, the play room. I got back from the bathroom and Edwin goes, “Mommy, I made a rainbow on the walls!” And I was like, oh shit, I fucking knew it.

Where’s a Magic Eraser when you need one.

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