Edwin (at 6:30 this morning): Mommy! Wake up!
Me: *ignores him*
Edwin: Mommy! I said, wake up!
Edwin: Okay Mommy. I count to four. You wake up.
Edwin: One. Two. Three. Four.
Edwin: That’s it. Time out!
Me: *gets up, gives him iPad to play with for a couple hours*
Edwin: Thank you! Now time out!
Me: *goes back to sleep til 8:30 thank god*